did-you-kno:

Hormel sued Jim Henson Productions over the name of the warthog character, “Spa’am.” The judge dismissed the suit, saying that “one would think Hormel would welcome to the association with a genuine source of pork.”
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did-you-kno:

Hormel sued Jim Henson Productions over the name of the warthog character, “Spa’am.” The judge dismissed the suit, saying that “one would think Hormel would welcome to the association with a genuine source of pork.”

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

minipoppers:

sixpenceee:

saarqamek:

i hope that i too can one day make money off t-shirts from making posts about creepy shit, reblogging those posts 10 times a week, and posting ask after ask of people praising me like my idol sixpenceee

That money was donated to charity but I hope one day you can get off your ass and do something productive instead of lurking around my blog daily to find things to complain about

You just got told mother fucker

I would like to travel the world with you twice. Once, to see the world.
Twice, to see the way you see the world.

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