hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES
DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS
I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.
Lube is love, y’all.
I cant believe this is still going.
Yet I will continue to draw spit lube muhahahahahahaha
I’m bisexual and this is frighening
Robert Frost. (via quotedojo)